Know your Customer :)

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?" 

The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters... 

First poster - A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.

Second poster - man is drinking our Cola.

Third poster- Our man is now totally refreshed.

Then these posters were pasted all over the place

"That should have worked," said the friend.

|

|

|

The salesman replied "I also didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"

Friday Fun: MSFT CEO, Steve Ballmer going crazy...

Starting today, I will try to post something funny every Friday... after a loooong, stressful week, its a good idea to relax, laugh and enjoy life....

In the first edition of "Friday Fun", I want to share a very funny video of Microsoft CEO, Steve Ballmer going crazy. Hope you like it...

Indian definition of Customer

customer --> Kasht de-de-kar Maar

Cricket World Cup Frenziness

An Indian cricket fan gets hair cut prior to the start of the first match between Pakistan and West Indies,Kolkata, March 13, 2007

Tony Blair deliberates over his future in this fantastic music video

Positive proof of Global warming (funny)

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...

1 You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15 You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself....

About a week ago, here's what Boston actually thought...

Osama Team Hunger Force (ATHF terror freakout parody video)



Terrorist guy 1: "What if people don't see it?"
Terrorist guy 2: "We light it up..."
Terrorist guy 1: "But what if people still don't see it?"
Terrorist guy 2: "We make it BLIIIINNNNK!"
Osama: "Genius!"

(Source: collegehumor.com)

IIT Delhi guys video of omkara song Beedi jala le

Check out this funny video - very funny!!!

Super Bowl Ads

My favorite ones:

1. Fist Bump (I still can't stop laughing)
   
2. Class Mencia
   
3. CareerBuilder - Promotion Pit
4. CareerBuilder Performance Evaluation
5. Snickers
6. Reception
7. Emerald Nuts "Boogeyma n"
8. Coca-Cola Videogame
9. Dalmatian - Spot Wink
10. Live the Flavor ($12 User-Generated Ad)
    

This is what happens when you gossip at work

What do space aliens watch on TV?

Is there intelligent life on other planets? If so, what do space aliens watch on TV?

Astronomers want to know what aliens might be broadcasting for their TV-viewing pleasure.
Check out the story @ CNet: Space life search turns to TV, radio signals

Wouldn't it be funny if we discovered Alien YouTube?!! Imagine aliens rapping traffic reports... or funny aliens cats and dogs.... or alien porn - bet this will sell on eBay like hot cakes! hummmm.... what if they are also looking for TV, radio signals?

I badly need a coffee!!!!

Joke

Husband and wife are going to bed... the man, with a smirk on his face, says to the wife, "I am going to make you very happy".... and then winks... Wife takes a deep breath and replies: "Ok hunny, I am going to miss you!"

White Chick Raps Traffic Report

This chick must have grown up near 8 mile or something... Check out this funny traffic report:

A Guy witnesses an accident

Roger Rick and Marilync - Morning Show Bits
"A Guy witnesses an accident"

Women's Vocabulary

1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

Please feel free to let me know your experiences or if you would like to add to the vocab!

Obama not Osama! Jeez…

I stumbled upon this post on a great blog - "Almost As Good As Chocolate" by Shripriya. It is so funny!

There is a recent buzz around how Illinois Senator Barack Obama and Osama are so phonetically close. Some believe that Obama's own name will prevent him from the presidency or vp. And if you think that an average American voter knows the difference between Obama and Osama, you are in for a big surprise...

Check out Shripriya's post:

Do you think the average American voter knows the difference between Obama and Osama?
HECK NO!...